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Living and Dying in 5/4 Time


 Early Mornin' Boogie
 

    If ya' ever wonder what keeps Captain Morgan's motor runnin' in the wee hours of the mornin' . . . wonder no more! Adreneline, amore' and the Allman Brothers get the job done REAL well.
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 A Little Something You Didn't Know About Captain Morgan
 



    You all know from my posts and conversations in BlogChat that I spend a lot of time working at the foundry. What you DON'T know is that I also provide counseling services to those poor souls suffering from erectile dysfunction. I s'pose you could consider me sort of a multi-talented kind of guy.
    I provide my counseling services to a small group of guys, a diverse and colorful bunch to be sure. Here's some exerpts from a recent counseling session:

Captain Morgan: Good evening gentlemen. I can see you're all thoroughly depressed.

Dominic: I'm not depressed, Captain!

Captain Morgan: I'm glad to hear that Dom. Now calm down. I'll get to you in a minute. Alex, you look especially down tonight. Want to talk about it?

Alex: Damn right I'm down. I've been trying to muster an erection all week and nothin' seems to work.
  
Captain Morgan: Aw jeez! Did your kids put the Viagra in the dogfood again? Oh, never mind, We'll get to that in a minute. Roland? You look like you've lost your last friend.

Roland: I might as well have. I haven't gotten an erection in an entire month! Life sucks!

Captain Morgan: H'mmmm. Well . . . If you can convince your wife to do some of that you might surprise yourself! We'll consider the possibilities in a bit. Frank, you're the picture of depression.

Dominic: (wriggling noticeably in his chair) I'm not depressed, Captain!

Captain Morgan: I know, Dom. You told me. Now let Frank speak.

Frank: Not much to say, Captain. I swear, I haven't had an erection once in the past three months!

Captain Morgan: Good grief Frank! Three months????? You poor bastard!

Thadius: What the hell're you bitch'n about Frank? I haven't had an erection in six months! I think my balls are gonna explode!

Dominic: You guys are a bunch of weanies! I only get an erection once a year!

Captain Morgan: Now waaaiiiit just a damn minute, Dom. You're happy because you only get an erection once a year?

Dominic: Hell yes! It's been a year tonight!



Posted by Captain Morgan at 6:58 AM - 20 Comments   Add a Comment  
 

 Blue Monday XII
 

    Alright my Streamer friends, it's time for another Blue Monday. I figured being as I skipped last Monday's blues post I'd kick this week's out earlier than usual. (Officially it's still Sunday night here at the Ponderosa). I've got the blues stream'n from Size 42 Blues Radio and it just seemed sorta fittin' to kick the week off with a blast from Little Walter and Koko Taylor doin' . . . what else????
    Wang Dang Doodle, of course!
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 Drifter, Renegade & Healer
 



On the backroads of a simple man’s mind
Riding slow and easy
Memories ebb, flow and slowly unwind

A face etched in sadness,
Winds of adversity and strife
Time long passed
Drifting on a sea of solitary life

He is, after all, a drifter.
Not yet fully understood
No substance and rarely any shame
A drifter just the same.

A reckless smile in the distant moonlight
An owl flying silently through the night
Magnificent machines in pieces on the ground
Elusive freedom not yet found

A renegade riding the wind
Brushing the limbs of outstretched trees
Reaching out to taste and touch
All that he sees
A renegade riding on the wind
But a renegade, just the same

A healer, born of love and peace and resurrection
Memories staring at the sky in silent reflection
Eyes as deep as infinity itself
Magical potions all in a line
On a rustic cabin shelf

A healing gaze
A healing touch
A cosmic compass
Pointing the way out of the maze
A healer shunning any hint of praise
But a healer, just the same.

Drifter, renegade and healer
On a long and lonesome highway
Horizons stretching past the heavens
Entities on an endless bay

One simple man on an endless journey
But somewhere deep within
The soul and heart of three
Living and dying just north
Of the mystical seven  tree

Too many miles
Too few smiles
Emotions ragged and torn
Happiness and love reborn

Always moving
Always reaching
A man simple, yet wise
A slow and easy smile
Climbing high on a new morning sunrise

Destiny finally found
In a majestic burst of . . . .
Touch and taste and sound

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 Answers
 



I've spent a lifetime looking for answers.

I've travelled down a hundred long and lonesome highways.
I've walked on a hundred hot, dusty, country roads.
I've heard the sound of a woman's cries.
I've seen the sadness in a blind man's eyes.
I've seen people born and I've seen people die.

All the time just looking for answers.

I've shared late-night coffee
With lovers I barely knew.
I've shared rides with crazy strangers
That just appeared out of the blue.
I've eaten meals in all-night diners
And worked projects with Oklahoma pipeliners.

All the time just looking for answers.

A gypsy woman told me once
It's not answers that matter.
Some dreams I dream just won't shatter.

Ask the right questions
And the answers . . .
Will surely follow.

Posted by Captain Morgan at 6:30 AM - 43 Comments   Add a Comment  
 
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