Since writing the stories about the Hitchcock Railway, some of my Streamer friends have suggested it'd be WAY cool to make a movie about the railway and it's diverse group of riders. I do agree, it'd definitely be a fun project to do. But . . . as I've said before, it's a project that would cost way more than this country boy could ever afford.
    That said, it is fun to play the game of "What if?" in my head. It would have to be filmed in a variety of locations. Chaco Canyon at the opening of the film, then on the Oregon coastline, where else but at Boiler Bay? Then there'd be all the other places that the storyline includes. Locations such as Anchorage, Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and of course, Vegas!
    I'd choose Sean Connery to play the part of Andrew. Nick Nolte would work well to play the part of Vincent, Amos and Dillon. (All three are really one in the same.) My old friend Harry would play himself as Andy and no one but Mrs Morgan could ever play herself as Brandy and Shilo. (The characters Brandy and Shilo are also one in the same.) Morgan Freeman would be excellent as Jensen and Helen Hunt as Victoria. Kevin Spacey would be perfect as the infamous Brad.
    There ya have it. That's just some of who I'd choose as cast members. Who would you choose?

    Here's another Blue Monday come'n at ya . . . . ARE YOU READY??? I'll let the band be a mystery for now and I do apologize for the camera work. Seems the wacko with camera in hand must've been smokin' too much homegrown. Hope you enjoy the tune and have yourself a wang dang doodle of a fine Monday!

You Are 96% Real

There's hardly a person on this earth more real than you are. You have no problem showing people who you are, flaws and all. For you, there couldn't be any other way. Because it's way too stressful to live an inauthentic life. You're very comfortable with yourself. And because of this, you're able to live an exciting, interesting, and challenging life.

    Here's a little somethin' to get your motor runnin' on a sleepy Sunday night. Time for me to do the do so I'll leave ya with this: May your organs never fail ya just when you're in the middle of your favorite piece!

Just when I thought it was safe to allow my gnomes some unsupervised play time I find they've done the following:

1> Confiscated chandabear's antique dental chair and converted it to a nifty ejection seat.

2> Filled the dogs water dish with gin.

3> Filled my anatomically correct inflatatable doll with helium and tethered it by it's penis a hundred feet in the air.

4> Destroyed my magnificent, propane-powered penis pump. (The mangled remains are lying helter-skelter in my driveway.)

5> Commandeered an ice cream truck and tipped it over in the yard.

6> Mowed down my fence with my amazing remote-control lawnmower.

7> Filled the birdbath with Tabasco Sauce.

8> Injected an entire tube of Crazy Glue into the bottle of warming gel I keep by the bed.

9> Sprinkled cayan pepper on Mrs Morgan's sex toys.

I've locked the entire lot of them in the attic. If anyone's looking for me I'll be jammin' tunes with my new band, The Squirrel Nut Zippers! Here's wishin' all of ya a wang dang doodle of a fine Sunday afternoon!