Mrs. Morgan: Are you going to shower with me?
Captain Morgan: Okay.
Mrs. Morgan: Why are you standing in the shower with your clothes on?
Captain Morgan: It's my new high-efficiency mode.
Mrs. Morgan: High efficiency?
Captain Morgan: Yup. I'll wash my clothes while I shower.
Mrs. Morgan: I thought that's what the washing machine was for.
Captain Morgan: This'll be more efficient. And we'll save on the utility bills. Cool, huh?
Mrs. Morgan: Listen. You don't climb in the washer to get clean and clothes don't go in the shower to be washed.
Captain Morgan: Awww, hon. Where's your sense of adventure?
Mrs. Morgan: Take your clothes off and I'll show you an adventure!
Captain Morgan: Oh goody!
Mrs. Morgan: Where did you go?
Captain Morgan: To the laundry room. You told me to take my clothes off.
Mrs. Morgan: H'mmm. Where are your clothes?
Captain Morgan: In the washer, silly. Isn't that where you wanted them?
Mrs. Morgan: You put everything in together, didn't you?
Captain Morgan: Yes.
Mrs. Morgan: White clothes with the colored clothes?
Captain Morgan: Well, yes. I figured it'd be more efficient to wash everything in one load.
Mrs. Morgan: You're hopeless. And why are you so fixated on efficiency all of a sudden?
Captain Morgan: I've been thinking about it for awhile, now.
Mrs. Morgan: Oh really? And why are you peeing in the shower?? Oh, don't say it. Not more efficiency!! I hate it when you do that. What's next. You gonna shit in the sink?
Captain Morgan: H'mmm.
Mrs. Morgan: Don't even THINK about it!
Captain Morgan: (wagging penis wildly) Isn't this amazing?
Mrs. Morgan: (grinning wickedly) Now quit dawdling and finish your shower. I'd rather make love in bed than in the shower. Remember last time we tried that?
Captain Morgan: I do! That was sort've disastrous, but it was fun.
Mrs. Morgan: Easy for you to say. You landed on top of me and almost broke my ribs.
Captain Morgan: Well, you did recover quickly.
Mrs. Morgan: So you thought. But yes, you do have some pretty incredible healing techniques.
Captain Morgan:(beaming proudly) It's my magic wand! I am invincible!
Mrs. Morgan: I'm gonna show you invincible if you don't come out of the shower.